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Sea Monkey (Beard Oil)

Sea Monkey (Beard Oil)

Sea Monkey opens with ocean breeze and sea glass — salty and bright. Dead cypress and wet driftwood swamp the middle, and ambergris, cedar, reef musk, and a fish-food-flakes note close it out weird and briny. It is an aquarium scent that escaped into the ocean.

Top notes: Ocean Breeze & Sea Glass

Middle notes: Dead Cypress & Wet Driftwood

Base notes: Ambergris, Cedar, Reef Musk & Fish Food Flakes

1 OZ

Oil Blend Ingredients

Rations: 
Argan, Jojoba, Sunflower, Safflower, sweet almond, MCT, Avocado, Abyssinian, Rosehip & Peach

Power Plants:
Amla, Kalahari Melon, Broccoli, Abyssinian, Marula, Meadowfoam, Bilberry, Olive Squalane, Argan, Pumpkin, Rosehip

Plants & Animals:
Emu, Ostrich, Shark Squalene, Tallow, Amla, Kalahari Melon, Broccoli, Abyssinian, Marula, Meadowfoam, Bilberry, Olive Squalane, Argan, Pumpkin, Rosehip

Animals:
Emu, Ostrich, Shark Squalene, Tallow

Fat Birds:
30% Emu 30% Ostrich, Amla, Kalahari Melon, Broccoli, Abyssinian, Marula, Meadowfoam, Bilberry, Olive Squalane, Argan, Pumpkin, Rosehip

 

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Five blends, five different oil recipes. The scent stays the same — the price climbs with the ingredients.

RationsPower PlantsPlants & AnimalsAnimalsFat Birds
What it isThe classic plant blendPremium plant oils onlyPremium plants + animal oilsAnimal oils only30% emu + 30% ostrich over premium plants
Animal oilsNoneNoneIn the mixThe whole recipe60% of the blend
Beard Oil, 1 oz$15$19$21$23$25
Classic plant oils
Argan✓✓✓—✓
Abyssinian✓✓✓—✓
Rosehip✓✓✓—✓
Jojoba✓————
Sunflower✓————
Safflower✓————
Sweet Almond✓————
MCT✓————
Avocado✓————
Peach✓————
Premium plant oils
Amla—✓✓—✓
Kalahari Melon—✓✓—✓
Broccoli Seed—✓✓—✓
Marula—✓✓—✓
Meadowfoam—✓✓—✓
Bilberry—✓✓—✓
Olive Squalane—✓✓—✓
Pumpkin—✓✓—✓
Animal oils
Emu——✓✓30%
Ostrich——✓✓30%
Shark Squalene——✓✓—
Tallow——✓✓—

In Beard Butter, the blend oils are whipped into a butter base — illipe, kokum, sal, tucuma, mango, cocoa and shea. Liquid Beard Butter uses that same base plus shea olein. In Beard Oil, the blend is the whole bottle.
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Sea Monkey (Beard Oil)
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Great ingredients!

Always a good idea to change up your oil blends so your beard doesnt get use to the same carriers, so I was glad to get the exotic option. This scent is just a bit too strange for me, but im glad I tried it. Ill probably try their other "oceanic" scent next time.