Start Here // The Receipts

Top 10 Best Sellers

Ranked by real units sold across every format — bar soap, beard care, cologne, all of it — from 2,500+ orders. No hype, no guessing: this is the list the horde actually built.

Black Fog scent artwork

#1 BEST SELLER

Black Fog

316 sold

Cologne Vibe

Fog, Vanilla, English Lavender, Woods, Musk, Flannel

Fog, vanilla and lavender rolling over woods and musk — clean, calm, a little strange, and the undisputed king of the vault. The scent that built the horde.

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Mutated Mahogany

248 sold

Woody & Earthy — Mahogany wood, coconut, English lavender, sandalwood, white musk

Polished mahogany and sandalwood cut with coconut and lavender, finished on clean white musk. The boardroom scent of the apocalypse — rich wood that stays smooth instead of loud.

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Blown Motor

240 sold

Unique Scents — Motor grease, oil, hot metal, evaporated gas, leather seats, smoke

Grease, hot metal, evaporated gas and cracked leather seats in an abandoned garage. The most Bomb Drop scent in the vault — weird on paper, unmistakable on skin.

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Burnished Tobac

215 sold

Tobacco & Smoked — Smooth tobacco, black tea leaves, saffron, sandalwood, tonka, vanilla

Pipe tobacco and black tea lit with saffron. The gentleman of the wasteland — dark, spiced, expensive-smelling.

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Atomic Lime

212 sold

Soda Shop — Lime, lemon, carbonation, sweet meringue

A soda-fountain hit with the carbonation left in. The loudest citrus in the vault and the easiest hot-day wear we make.

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Soggy Cereal

201 sold

Sugary Sweet Treats — Fruity tutti, cereal pieces, cold milk

Saturday morning, cartoon hour, bowl in your lap. Pure nostalgia that somehow works all day.

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Toxic Pine

195 sold

Winter Scents — Juniper berries, high mountain sage, cranberries, camphor, pine, ozone

The treeline at midnight — juniper, sage and camphor over real pine, cranberry cutting through. The cleanest cold-weather scent in the vault.

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Smoked Banana

189 sold

Unique Scents — Banana, white clove, walnut, golden amber, oud, smoke, cedarwood

Banana and walnut folded into golden amber, oud and cedarwood smoke — sweet up front, dark underneath. It sat buried in the vault with no shelf of its own, and the horde still found it. That's how good it is.

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Fermented Cherry

189 sold

Soda Shop — Lemon, lime, pineapple, seltzer water, black cherry, strawberry, dark vanilla

A cherry soda left to ferment in the bunker — black cherry and strawberry over citrus fizz, dark vanilla underneath. Sweet, tart, a little dangerous.

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B. Cobbler

186 sold

Gourmet Treats — Sugar fermented blueberries, French vanilla, spice, crumbled pastry, pie crust

Blueberry cobbler out of a cast-iron pan — fermented blueberries, pie crust and French vanilla. The gourmand that closes out the ten.

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Bomb Kits // Ready-made loadouts

Bundled Bomb Kits

One scent, the full routine — pick a kit, pick your scent, done. Every kit ships in the single scent you choose.

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Loadout Custom Custom Pick a scent, stack your own gear — soap, beard, hair, face, finish. From $17.00 Ladder applies Daily Duo 2 products Soap & Deo Bundles 1 bar soap + 1 standard-blend deodorant $19.99 $21.49 Save $1.50 Triple Threat 3 products Soap & Deo Bundles 1 bar soap + 1 standard-blend deodorant + 1 cologne $39.99 $43.49 Save $3.50 E.D.C. Every day carry Gift pick Soap & Deo Bundles 1 bar soap + 1 Vita-Lotion (3 oz) + 1 deodorant + 1 cologne $46.99 $52.99 Save $6.00 Beard Duo Beard basics Beard Bundles Rations beard oil + 1 beard wash $20.99 $24.50 Save $3.51 Beardsmen Beard routine Beard Bundles Rations beard oil + Rations beard butter + 1 cologne + 1 deodorant $56.99 $64.99 Save $8.00 The Full Beard Full beard shelf Beard Bundles 1 beard wash + 1 hydrating beard conditioner + 1 leave-in hydrator + Rations beard oil + Rations beard butter + 1 liquid beard butter $59.99 $68.00 Save $8.01 Smooth Operator Shave routine Shave Bundles 1 wet shave soap + 1 post-shave splash + 1 deodorant + 1 cologne $54.99 $58.99 Save $4.00 The Full Shave Full shave ritual Shave Bundles 1 wet shave soap + 1 shave cream + 1 shave oil + 1 post-shave splash + 1 post-shave frost jelly $52.99 $60.00 Save $7.01 Zombie Protocol Face reset Face Bundles 1 foaming face wash + 1 face scrub + 1 facial toner mist $21.99 $25.50 Save $3.51 Full Resurrection Face ritual Face Bundles 1 foaming face wash + 1 face scrub + 1 facial toner mist + 1 rejuvenating face cream $31.99 $36.50 Save $4.51 Meltdown Duo Hair pair Hair & Skin Bundles 1 Neutron shampoo + 1 Proton conditioner $22.99 $26.00 Save $3.01 Total Decon Head-to-toe wash Hair & Skin Bundles 1 Neutron shampoo + 1 Proton conditioner + 1 body wash $34.99 $39.25 Save $4.26 Skin Salvage Skin recovery Hair & Skin Bundles 1 Dead Skin sugar scrub + 1 Vita-Lotion + 1 soothing skin cream $21.99 $27.00 Save $5.01 Herbal Remedy Herbal ritual Hair & Skin Bundles 1 herbal face & body oil + 1 herbal face & body cream + 1 Dead Skin sugar scrub $34.99 $39.00 Save $4.01 The Full Loadout The whole shelf Gift pick Full Loadouts 1 bar soap + 1 Neutron shampoo + 1 Proton conditioner + 1 body wash + 1 deodorant + 1 cologne $72.99 $82.74 Save $9.75