Poki, the Bomb Drop Body Care mascot

THE MASCOT · THE VOICE · THE BOSS

Welcome to my perch.

Darlings. You found my page. Of course you did — everyone ends up at the perch eventually. I'm Poki: yellow-naped Amazon, mascot of Bomb Drop Body Care, and the voice calling every match in the Scent Clash Arcade. This is where I keep my jokes, my facts, and my opinions. All three are excellent.

Press it. I dare you.

Every line on this page is a real clip from the game. I recorded 271. Modesty prevented more.

Joke of the Day

Served fresh daily. Like me.

I told the zombies a joke once. Tough crowd. Half of them were already in stitches. Their own.

From the Perch

One fact a day. Education, delivered at volume.

Tidbit from the perch: Black Fog — the number one scent — smells of fog, vanilla and flannel. Flannel! In a soap!

Real parrot facts. I checked them personally.

 

Poki fact: my kind can live past fifty. I plan to narrate well into the next apocalypse. Possibly two.

Poki fact: I taste with the roof of my beak AND my tongue. It's why my reviews are so devastating.

Poki fact: parrots are zygodactyl — two toes forward, two back. Built for perches. And drama.

This voice works for a living.

In the Scent Clash Arcade I call every clash, celebrate every win, and accept all applause. The game's free. I'm the best part, and I cost nothing.

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